Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Randomize