Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
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He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
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there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
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