and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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