Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
we're so committed to being not committed
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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