see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
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I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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