you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
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