We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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