i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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