I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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