nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
