we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
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Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
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She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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