Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Fuck appropriateness.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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