My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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