The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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