Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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