Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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