Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i dont even know how to be here
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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