It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
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how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
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My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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