I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
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You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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