Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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