Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I will be naked everywhere
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Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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