He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
This is the high leading the old right now
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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