it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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