I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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