did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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