just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
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currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
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Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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