I must be too annoying 4 u.
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
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You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
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I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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