You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
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So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
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Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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