are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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