I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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