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Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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