Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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