It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
how do flat chested girls get laid?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
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Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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