were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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