Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
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The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
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At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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