its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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