Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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