eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
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No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
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Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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