My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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