I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
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Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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