too bad you live with your parents still
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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