so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
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I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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