I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
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I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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