His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I just cut my nipple shaving
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
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Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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