okay pat passed out under dana's car
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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