I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
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She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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