hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
whose parrot is this?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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