don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Randomize
