Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Randomize
