I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
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so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
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Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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