did you get engaged???
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
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that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
i think my cat just said my name.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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