So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
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He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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