plz talk dirty to me
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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