im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
now i know why i became what i already was.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
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Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
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Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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