Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
i will never coherently bang her
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
he was CRYING into my vagina
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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