I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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